Targeted Ads on Facebook be like:
"HOW TO MAKE $2000 A WEEK AND MAKE PASSIVE INCOME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE:
SEND ME $1000 AND I WILL TEACH YOU MY 3 STEP PROCESS, FILLED WITH LIFE HACKS COMPANIES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. I'VE GOT ALL THE SECRETS, WARNING THIS ISN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART MY BEST FRIEND (R.I.P. T-MONEY) USED THIS SAME PROCESS AND LITERALLY DROWNED TO DEATH IN MONEY AND GOD BLESS HIS SOUL IS NO LONGER WITH US. THIS TRAINING IS NOT FOR THE WEAK OR ANYONE WHO CANT HOLD THEIR BREATH FOR LONGER THAN 60 SECONDS.
IN MY SECRET LIFE HACK WEBINAR I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GO FROM BEING A LOSER WORKING AT WAL MART TO A MILLIONAIRE DRINKING MARTINIS ON A PRIVATE JET. IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY SENT ME $1000 WHY WAIT? I MAKE OVER 2 BILLION DOLLARS A MONTH, ONLY A FUCKING IDIOT WOULDN'T SEND ME THIS MONEY.
ACT NOW, LIMITED TIME OFFER, I'LL ONLY BE RUNNING THIS OFFER UNTIL THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS ME DOWN"
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